You know you have an atypical marriage when silly conversations like this are normal:
Me: If you ever cheated on me I’d probably kill you.
Alex: I’d never do that, so…………….
Me: Well… I was just trying to be the bigger person and give you a heads up.
Alex: If you cheated on me I’d rip your boobs off and make them into a pillow.
Me: ……… you’ve gone way too far, psycho.
Alex: At least I’m letting you live.
Me: Uhh… thanks, I guess?
The Shameful Sheep 
hhahahaa:) You must be a great couple.
You are hilarious. You should write a book. I would pay up to 12 bucks to laugh as hard as I did when I read that last post about the conversation you had with your husband.
Thank you! That means a lot. I might attempt to write one eventually 🙂