Things you don’t want to overhear when you’re waiting in line at the grocery store after church:
Random woman: I’m so glad I’m finally buying a new razor, it’s really bad down there. If Cousin Itt had a vagina…
Random man: Don’t say that in public!
Random woman: They can’t hear me… I said it quietly…
Me: Do you need to go ahead of us? It seems like you have something important to tend to…
Man: …………………………….
Woman: …………………………..
Alex: …………………………
Of course, Alex scolded me in the car for not minding my own business. I think he was slightly embarrassed. Could I have ignored it and not said anything? Yes. Would that have been as fun? No way.
The Shameful Sheep 
Yikes! Some things you just can’t unhear.
You got that right! Ick
I bet you”re a blast to go shopping with 😉
Yesssssss. You can’t not comment on something like that. Of course, I have verbal diarrhea, so I probably would have started telling her all about my ladytown and she would have run screaming or put her fingers in her ears and started chanting, “peas and carrots peas and carrots peas and carrots.”.
Hahah. That would have been so much better. My much quieter husband would have killed me, though. He gets embarrassed faster than I do.
This is just fantastic! I bet she’ll be speaking in public much quieter from then on. If at all.
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Thank you 🙂