Fun Fact: A pig’s orgasm can last up to 30 minutes.
Am I the only one that’s pissed about this? This seems pretty unfair. What the hell, God? Is this the price we are paying for eating pigs? If we give up bacon, can we have one last for 30 minutes too? 
As I was searching for pig pictures, I came across Esther The Wonder Pig. Have any of y’all heard of her? She was supposedly a “mini-pig” but turned out to be massive. I wonder if you can house-train pigs. Holy shit, she is cute. I want a pig roaming around my house, as long as they aren’t leaving massive poops on my kitchen floor. I’ve been obsessing all morning looking at her Instagram photos. Go look.
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My sister has a pig. It is basically house trained. Except, he poops in the fireplace! Hahaha. Seriously! !!
Wow that’s a random place! Haha. Is it a micro pig? Or a big pig?
Hahaha! My favorite pig is Arnold Ziffel from Green Acres. Arnold was a very talented pig-actor/comedian.
Great post!
I saw a pig on TV the other evening; supposedly a micro pig, it weighed 30 stones and was on a restricted diet.
30 minutes? I think humans would struggle to stand for so long. There’d be less work done, that’s for sure. Coitus takes so long as they are intrauterine inseminators, as opposed to humans, who deposit semen around the cervix. Oh god, that sounds so clinical. I’ve never seen that on a t-shirt before; ‘I’m an intrauterine inseminator.”
I would buy a t shirt that said that lol. Good explanation. I was afraid to google it and see what results came up!
I would seriously consider a little piggy if I lived in a house and not an apartment – to have as a pet and for NO other reason. I would just like to point that out…. 🙂
Haha. I kinda want one! Those micro pigs could fit in your apartment.
Tempting but I think I’ll wait till I’ve got that house….!
On behalf of boars everywhere, 30 minutes every time seems like an unrealistic expectation.
I am so mad about this information, too!! Although, I think we would die having an orgasm for 30 minutes! Too much of a good thing, ya know? Too funny…
Yeah, you’re probably right. Seems a bit too time consuming now that I’ve been thinking about it. Plus that mess? Gag worthy
The mess?! Lol!!!
Pigs are pretty clean from what I understand. Can be trained to use litter box and don’t smell.
I’m just going to leave the 30 minute thing alone!
Coitus is generally shorter than 30 minutes but the boar usually has more than one cycle. Imagine half a litre of semen….that’s going to take some time to get where it needs to get.
Imagine that mess if humans could actually do a 30-minuter! Thanks for your knowledge of pig fucking. I mean that seriously, I was curious but didn’t want to look into it hahah
No. Beds would be plasticised and carpets would be ripped up and replaced with a drain in the middle of the floor. Imagine the poor cleaning ladies/men/people. Actually, don’t imagine that at all. You’re welcome…..I could go into more detail but I shall save a bit for later on.
Staying in a hotel would be a traumatic experience. I already worry about their cleanliness. Imagine the smell everywhere. Oh man. On a positive note — people might end up healthier. Every time you’d have sex it would be a full on workout.
Please don’t go there….perhaps they could have a plug in the mattress and a bottle that you empty yourself. Oh god, how did I even get to thinking of that one? A workout for the guy but what of the woman?
Haha. You make me laugh. You’re right. The men would get a workout and we’d end up…well… screwed
LOL. If we give up bacon? LMAO. I would die if it lasted 30 minutes.
Die from a good time, maybe. Haha. It does seem pretty time consuming.
Is it the girl pig or the boy pig who has so much fun?
I think it’s the male. So it wouldn’t work in my favor, any ways. Damn
I find this unfair. But glad for the info. I’ll take my name of that species-change waitlist.
I know, right? Lol
30 minutes hey? Wow, my guinea pig had some fun recently but I bet hers didn’t last for even 3!
She was just used and left to fend for herself lol
very cute. p.s. you can’t have a pig and eat it
Oh, I wouldn’t! 🙂
Could you put her in a diaper? I’m sure they make jumbo-sized diapers.
Lol you probably could. I’m going to look into it. I want a micro pig
hahahaha—- if I gave up bacon, I’d probably be giving up orgasms, too. 😀
Haha, good point. Touche
That has to be why bacon is so good! Reblogging.
Thanks! Mm bacon lol
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Valuable information from The Shameful Sheep.
Every species figures others have it better. Well, except binturongs. Binturongs figure they’re already the best, because they naturally smell of popcorn.
I had no idea what that was, so I had to look it up. They are so cute, lol. Although, naturally smelling of popcorn seems a little odd.
Hmmm…Note to self. Buy bacon. ☺
Mmm bacon
First, thanks for the follow! (My Chinese zodiac sign is the sheep, so you & I are cosmically something-or-other.) About pigs & poop & trivia: do not adopt a panda bear. They poop 40 times a day. (So the Toronto Zoo informs us in a giant billboard — along with other panda factoids — & surely we can trust a zoo to know these things.)
Canada has billboards talking about animal poop? Love it.40 times a day? That’s foul. Haha. If legal — I’d still probably adopt a panda bear. I mean… its a PANDA.
The Toronto Zoo runs sassy billboards full of factoids about whatever animal they’re highlighting at the moment. I also know how much bamboo they eat each day! Something to read while you wait for the streetcar…
I understand pigs are friendly and smart, but in the house? I’ve also heard their poop smells terrible, but maybe it differs with what they’re fed. I don’t especially want to find out. 😀 — Suzanne Joshi
Haha, yeah. I already have a hard time with cat hair flying around my kitchen and getting into food. I can’t imagine dealing with the germs from a pig.
First of all I’m now following this Instagram and am obsessed! Also, that sounds like a cruel joke! I bet they don’t even appreciate it! 😉 haha
I know! Gah
I always wanted a little pig but I read that a lot of times they grow much bigger than expected. They ARE cute, though.
I’ve heard that, too. That would be a pretty unpleasant surprise lol
Cute pig, well shaved too. Not sure I want on in my house though no matter how trained. Hahaha
As you can tell, I’m back reading posts trying to catch up – teacup pigs are where it’s at! Except someone I know who has all kinds of animals (but pigs) said they are horrible dirty and eat holes in walls and things. Such a bummer.
I didn’t know that! I don’t want my walls eaten- ugh. They are so damn cute though lol