I’ve been plagued with the cold-from-hell for over a week and strung out on so much cold medicine I could barely comprehend some of the comments you guys left on my last post. So, I’m sorry if I responded with something that made no sense. It was the drugs. The drugs, I tell you! I’ve been MIA but I’m starting to catch up with everyone’s blogs tonight finally!
I don’t have the mental capacity to write today so I’m going to do something totally batshit crazy over here and respond to an award nomination I received. Sort of. I’m going to respond to Lady Dickson’s questions because she kicks ass but, instead of nominating people I’m just going to ask YOU guys a couple questions at the bottom so we can get to know each other a little better. We’re all friends here, right? Answer my damn questions then! (kidding, kidding.)
Lady Dickson’s questions for me:
- Where’s the farthest you’ve traveled from home? I don’t travel much so… the Caribbean? I’m boring. Someone come take me on vacation!
- If you could have witnessed any major historical event, which would you choose? Is it sad I can’t think of anything? Most historical things that come to mind are tragedies… I think I’ll stick with the present.
- What is your go to conversation starter? I don’t have one as I try not to start conversations! The woe of a socially awkward crazy lady.
- Why did you start a blog? To meet and connect with people while doing something I love (writing)
- What is your favourite and least favourite word? Slice/Mortified (Not sure why it’s my favorite, but I sure say it a lot !)
- Have you ever been stung by a bee? Five too many times
- Who is your favourite comedian? Nick Swordson (A totally random but totally hilarious guy)
- Which cartoon character is your spirit animal? Garfield.
- What movie have you walked out on/did you wish you walked out on? Anchorman. I walked out on it the first time I saw it. Then I watched it again at home a year later and loved it. Not sure what my deal was the first time around.
- How many cats is too many cats to own? Is this a joke? You can’t have too many cats…
Here are my questions for y’all:
- If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
- Would you rather be forced to wear fish-scented deodorant all day, or pants made out of bologna?
- If you could punch somebody you know in the face right now, who would it be and why? (Someone you know! I know everybody wants to punch Trump already lol)
- Who is your favorite blogger and why? Share their link!
Answer some or all!
The Shameful Sheep 
1) Potatoes
2) The fish deodorant. You never said what kind of fish, so I’m going with “Pepperidge Farm Cheddar Goldfish”
3) The person who said no to a perfectly reasonable request simply because they wanted to say no.
4) My wife, Krystal: http://18thcenturyskills.wordpress.com/
Mmm goldfish. That’s a good choice. Very smart. I’ll check out your wife’s blog! Pretty cool
1. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
Candy. Just candy! Because I am five.
2.Would you rather be forced to wear fish-scented deodorant all day, or pants made out of bologna?
Pants made out of bologna! Because I could snack on my pants! *Guilty pleasure/childhood memory alert* baloney sandwiches…mmmmm…
3.If you could punch somebody you know in the face right now, who would it be and why? (Someone you know! I know everybody wants to punch Trump already lol)
I immediately thought of Donald Trump! Ker-slam! No one else!
4. Who is your favorite blogger and why? Share their link!
thebloggess.com because she is the Master (bater) of all blogs!!! I love her funny 😀
Fine, since I like you so much I’ll let you answer Trump haha
Thank you 😀
1. Fresh homemade bread. 2) The deodorant. Bologna pants would feel gross! 3) My last ex-husband (#3, if anyone is counting). 4) You (seriously. You are hysterical!), my friend the Goblin Guy – also hysterical, many others on here, and – for a mainstream choice – Wil Wheaton
Goblin guy?! I know a “gnome guy ” but not a goblin one. Color me intrigued! Do you have the link? Fresh bread…. mmmm good choice
http://thegoblinguy.com/
Worth it. I promise.
I’ll take a look thanks 😀
PS- thank you! I’m flattered 😃
1. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be?
That’s tough, because I love food. Lurve it. Loo-ooo-oovvvvve it. I think I have to go with Thanksgiving Dinner here. Turkey-stuffing-gravy-mashed-potatoes-green-bean-casserole every day would be all right. (I actually made myself salivate here) But one solitary food? Couldn’t do it.
2. Would you rather be forced to wear fish-scented deodorant all day, or pants made out of bologna?
Fish deodorant. My sense of smell is pretty shot from allergies anyway. And greasy bologna pants? The leg-zits would be gross.
3. If you could punch somebody you know in the face right now, who would it be and why? (Someone you know! I know everybody wants to punch Trump already lol)
That’s hard. I try not to know people that make me want to do that. I’d have to say my wife’s ex-step-dads. Except the one of them died, and the other one’s fried his brain from too many drugs, and been kicked out by his shrew wife, so he’s paying for a shitty life already.
4. Who is your favorite blogger and why? Share their link!
I don’t honestly read many blogs. Yours is one of them. I have been reading “Tom’s Ferrari Restoration” for years, though. http://www.tomyang.net/cars/ferrari.html
Leg acne would be a real pain. Ouch. I totally feel you on Thanksgiving Dinner. Mmmm. I could eat that every night and be satisfied lol
I’m all late to teh partay:
1. I would eat potatoes for the rest of my life. If potatoes suddenly went extinct, then soft, puffy flat bread with Tzatziki sauce.
2. I’d go for the pants made out of bologna. If I ever get stuck in an elevator they may come in handy. (¬_¬)
3. If I could punch somebody’s face…hmmm…so many…Ah! Just yesterday some jerk-off walked by the house rambling about some hibbidyjibbidy. When my dogs started barking their “OMGRD STRANGER!” barks, he said obscenities about my dogs. He couldn’t see me nor I him, but I was sending mental waves of punches his way. The whole thing happened loud and clear only because the window was open, lol.
4. I’m still developing the bonds of favoritism for the bloggers I follow but I mucho like all the folks I follow so far. I had spent more time venting on my blog than reading others when I had first started but now I’m reading more than writing. So, with time… we shall seeeeeeeeeeee~ *voice echoes and fades* ( `-`)
This is the right blog for anyone who wants to find out about this topic. You realize so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I actually would want…HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a topic thats been written about for years. Great stuff, just great!
I want chicken pesto plus i wana punch my lazy gf dead in the face with all my might! And no pants at all
Great Post.