Every once in awhile I get deeply concerned about people and what the hell they are thinking. Not specific people… just people as a whole. Seriously, what are you guys doing? Are you okay? Do we need to have a talk? Frankly, a lot of you creep me out on a whole different level and make me want to run away to a deserted island with nothing but nachos and a pool filled with raspberry margaritas.Can it get any better than that? I highly doubt it.
It’s been awhile since I’ve looked at my search results, and it was instant regret once I did. So, naturally, I’m going to share them with you so you can be disturbed along with me. Misery loves company, right? (Fair warning: there are some strange people out there. Proceed with caution)
“i love shameful teens”
“elizabeth thatcher shows her pussy from when calls the heart”
“what does sheep pussy look like?”
“why do cats screech during sex?”
“you’re a bunglecunt”
“my sister was born in lame city”
When did this turn into a porn site? Have I ever talked about anything sex-related? WHAT IS GOING ON? Am I missing something? I’m scared.
What’s the strangest search term you’ve ever had? I can’t be the only one that gets such absurd things. I hope.
The Shameful Sheep 
You had me at “bunglecunt”
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Haha maybe some words 😂beautifully hilarious.
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I love your weird search terms (you did another hilarious piece about this before) and no you never talk about sex in your blog so God knows why these crop up. I do talk about sex in my blog so I suppose X rated search terms are to be expected. I haven’t had any in the past few days but I’ve had multiple searches looking for sudan whores wiggle their asses in hotpants or jamaica teenage cocaine whore. But I just have to take this on the chin as some of my titles have been pretty salacious!
Your blog does get a little risqué! In a good way, of course 🙂
Scary…. People are sick.
Right? Ick
I don’t even know how to find out how people are searching my blog. And that’s maybe okay.
Should just be on your stats page if you’re curious 🙂 It may be better not to look though lol
I definitely can relate. I never knew so many people had weird thoughts about snakes. One of my highest site hits is for one of my lamest posts called “Middle Age Peep Show.” I should have thought one through a bit before I named it. There are apparently lots of pervs interested in middle age sex. And so it goes.
That’s a good one haha. Now I’m curious what weird snake facts people are searching for. I feel like that alone could bring some weirdos around.
A big part of it, I reckon, is that people have trouble with the language. Reasons include that they’re foreign, uneducated, stupid, inarticulate, stoned, showing-off, conflicted, asleep, bored, immature, senile and mad. Two or more and they should be fitted with chips that disable computers …
Most people are two of those. Scary world out there. Very scary
u r knot rong …
I just want to like this reply! I spend far too much time on facebook. I also know the answer to why cats screech, doesn’t everybody? – did you write a post about that lol?
No, I didn’t haha. I’ve written numerous cat posts so I’m guessing my blog just came up in the search based off that? Poor cats.
WAIT this is a thing? How do I search me?
It should be on your stats page. I’m not sure if it’s different for self hosted or not though.
Funny, my sister is the MAYOR of Lame City.
Right? My brother must be the governor.
Exactly!
Sometimes I think the Google people sit around and search the most random crap possible just to make people think, “WTF!?!?” And it works. Good job, Google.
(Let me believe this so I’m not constantly looking around and suspecting everyone of being weirdo pervs)
I’m going to believe that too. Google is just trolling us haha
Haha, I’ve never had such colorful ones that I’ve noticed but I know enough weirdos in real life that I don’t need to be attracting them here, too.
Right? You’re lucky lol
miss blair, you OK?
Pretty good 🙂 You? lol
You have disappeard completely…. where to? Pls advise, miss you!