Things you don’t want to overhear when you’re waiting in line at the grocery store after church:
Random woman: I’m so glad I’m finally buying a new razor, it’s really bad down there. If Cousin Itt had a vagina…
Random man: Don’t say that in public!
Random woman: They can’t hear me… I said it quietly…
Me: Do you need to go ahead of us? It seems like you have something important to tend to…
Man: …………………………….
Woman: …………………………..
Alex: …………………………
Of course, Alex scolded me in the car for not minding my own business. I think he was slightly embarrassed. Could I have ignored it and not said anything? Yes. Would that have been as fun? No way.
The Shameful Sheep 